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" Fly in the Pint " Humour

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Fly in the pint

An Englishman, a Welshman, and a Scotsman were sitting in a pub one day, each enjoying a pint. All of a sudden, three flies appeared, each landing simultaneously in each of the pints.

The Englishman turned up his nose, pushed the pint away, then went off to order a fresh one.

The Welshman reached in, grabbed the fly, flicked it away, then continued drinking.

The Scotsman reached in, grabbed the fly, looked it straight in the face, and growled, "Spit it oot, ye bastard!"

Till we meet again - Regards - edmondsallan

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on 2011-08-09 16:26:39

edmondsallan , from auckland .nz , has been a Family Tree Circles member since Aug 2010. is researching the following names: CLAYTON, EDMONDS.

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by Juanita2311 on 2011-08-09 19:01:05

Pure gold.

by 1bobbylee on 2011-08-09 19:08:57

I don't get it ?? Spit what oot?

by 1bobbylee on 2011-08-10 01:00:03

I was really just teasing you Mr. Edmondsallan. Not anyone or anything should take the liberty of sharing a Scotsman pint.

by edmondsallan on 2011-08-10 04:41:02

I prefer a gin or a whisky .

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