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LIFE IS TOUGH

Journal by edmondsallan

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Life is Tough

The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is tough!

It takes up a lot of your time. What do you get at the end of it?

Death! What's that. a bonus?

I think the life cycle is all backwards.

You should die first, get it out of the way. Then you live in an old folks home. You get kicked out when you're too young, you get a gold watch, you go to work. You work for forty years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement. You do drugs, alcohol, you party, you get ready for high school. You go to gradeschool, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a little baby, you go back into the womb, you spend your last nine months floating... and you finish off as an orgasm!

Till we mmeet again -Regards n- edmondsallan

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on 2011-08-06 17:39:26

edmondsallan , from auckland .nz , has been a Family Tree Circles member since Aug 2010. is researching the following names: CLAYTON, EDMONDS.

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by treelover on 2011-10-28 18:30:39

Your probably going to blast me for this but... This life is not all there is. We were made for God. This earthly life is temporary. He wants us to believe His word (Bible)confess our sins and follow him.He is real. I know with all my heart. He shows you that he is real if you ask him to.Try it.Ask for a sign of some kind.I will pray you do.

by edmondsallan on 2011-10-28 19:20:31

no blast . i don't really know the answer to all of life on this earth as i haven't left this planet yet ,( what a disppoinment for some and good tidings for others The funny thing also, is that those you do leave on their own accord don't seem to come back . I haven't met any who have . the big question is ' Have you " if you have tell us all - regards - allan

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