Pearly Gates Humorous

I thought before i gather a bit of speed to get thro the work ,
" OLD FAITHFUL " sorted out for me , last night , while I was sleeping , as a reward we would have Joke together -- not only is she a great work mate but also has a loves to fool around , especially some of the stories she finds !! ok we are on our way

Pearly gates
A taxi driver dies and goes to heaven and upon reaching the pearly gates he announces his presence to St. Peter, who looks him up in his Big Book. Upon reading the entry for the cabby, St. Peter invites him to grab a silk robe and a golden staff and to proceed into Heaven.

A preacher is next in line behind the cabby and has been watching these proceedings with interest. He announces himself to St. Peter. Upon scanning the preacher's entry in the Big Book, St. Peter furrows his brow and says, "Okay, we'll let you in but take that plain cloth robe and the wooden staff."

The preacher is astonished and replies, "But I am a man of the cloth! You gave that cab driver a golden staff and a silken robe. Surely I rate higher than a cabby!"

St. Peter responded matter-of-factly: "Here we are interested in results. When you preached, people slept; when the cabby drove his taxi, people prayed."

Till we meet again -Regards - edmondsallan